There is one other person to whom I owe some gratitude. That person is Gene Cowan. While I have never met him personally, he has, through Eric Miller, given me a great deal of important assistance. In fact, he is one of the only people who endeavors to reveal the truth of the Dreaded Evil Anti-Moose! Without his help, Doctor Eric would remain completely in isolation. He is primarily responsible for maintaining this, my link to the outside world and his understanding of the necessity of eye-catching visuals to capture the attention of the admittedly slow-witted and mind-maleable public has elevated my cause to the level of high art.
The following is a prepared statement for marketing purposes that I have agreed to include in this forum, but take no responsibility for:
This web site was redesigned and executed by Gene Cowan, who would be simply thrilled if someone saw this and gave him lots of money to design a web site for their business or cause. For examples of his other web work, please see his personal home page or the socialstudies.org site.
While I find blatant marketing distasteful (I am currently at work inventing the C-Chip, a device that when added to a television circuit board will block all annoying commercial messages, as well as the F-Chip, a circuit that eliminates all appearances, commercial or otherwise, of the cast of "Friends"), I agreed to include this message as a mark of my gratitude for his hard work in bringing the truth to the public.